This is What REAL Snow Looks Like
Meanwhile, there was a serious blizzard in the northeast. My daughter Toodles lives in New York, which luckily 'dodged the bullet' and did not even break a record (11 inches of snow was recorded in Central Park. Peanuts.). She did, however, with her cousin's help, build a snowman. Well, a snow-building. The Empire State Building, to be exact. While she was sick. I mean, what else would you do in New York if you're sick?
Nathaniel Bloomenstein, eat your heart out! (You know who you are).